wer das ist? adolf hitler, etwas aufgefrischt. (We'll give the big H a little nip and tuck, shave off that unsightly mustache, recolor his skin to get rid of that antebellum look, and give him some blue contacts for good measure, for no reason more pressing than he looked kinda weird with brown eyes. Then, simply crop out those ungainly swastikas and put the whole thing in soft focus, and voila!). natürlich ein ladykiller, wer hätte was anderes gedacht. (link)

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